Who Can Replace Jeremy Clarkson?

So surely, by now, everyone has heard about Jeremy Clarkson’s latest antics, but if you don’t here is a brief summary; Top Gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson, has been suspended from the BBC due to a disagreement with a producer, allegedly there was a punch involved from Clarkson’s side. Further episodes of the current series of Top Gear have been withheld.

Clarkson has always been a controversial character, whether he is calling all lorry drivers murderers, or making fun of Mexicans, the nation has come to know him as that racist/sexist/misogynist old grandad who we ignore but have a soft spot for. But this time, for the BBC, he has taken it too far after, allegedly, punching a producer during an argument. So who could replace Clarkson now that he has been suspended? Well, here at Vulture Hound we have a few suggestions.

Alan Partridge

If you want someone as clueless to the 21st century thinking, as Clarkson is, then look no further than Partridge. Like Jeremy, he is a journalist, of sorts, well he presents a radio show. Although his car history is a bit, let’s say, God awful, I’m sure he’d get on swimmingly with James May as they could discuss their interesting choice in clothes, and cars.

Nick Clegg

Soon to, hopefully, have one thing in common Clarkson, after the next election, is ex-deputy minister… Sorry, I mean current.

If the BBC are wanting to play it safe, then they could hire Nick Clegg – all they have to do is borrow the stick that David Cameron shoved up his arse way back in 2010, be given a manual on controlling him, and then they’re on their way.